Keith Randles

November 29, 1995

Keith was a guard at a construction site near Llangefni, in Wales. On the night of the 29th, he stepped out to pick up dinner at the local chippie. When he returned home, he discovered that he was not alone - a local neo-Nazi, who had graduated from random beatings to stabbings, was waiting for him.

The killer attempted to blame his crimes on the advice of an imaginary friend. The courts, upon due consideration, rejected this defense and sentenced the killer to life in prison. No word on whether the imaginary friend is serving an imaginary sentence.